The Internet is really really great...

For those of you who know the next two words of the title, 100 points to you.

For the rest of you wondering about my internet situation, it's pretty grim. I did finally manage to get my computer wirelessly enabled, however all the wireless networks in my area are secured, which means I'm back to where I was before, no internet.
I may however be able to locate an internet cafe nearby that I could get online with my laptop, which means I could be on skype within the next few days, carrying my beohemith of a laptop 20 minutes down the road after school is well worth it in my book, so if all goes well, hopefully I'll see you guys soon.