A wish flew up my nose today.
That’s what they call them here anyway, whishes, their these white fluffy things that float around in the air, a lot like dandelion seeds, but a lot bigger and more buoyant.
Anyway, I was sitting there at lunch watching one of these things because I didn’t actually have any lunch to eat, I was so engrossed I wasn’t even paying attention to where it was headed, it hit my upper lip and I inhaled sharply with surprise, and there it was, a wish, up my nose.
The reason I didn’t have any lunch was that I had study hall (aka free period) right before interval (first break for those of you who haven’t been paying attention these last few weeks). So I went up to the mall to buy a folder for my upcoming piano lesson/class. I figured, since I usually got hungry at interval, I’d just buy a bagel from “Wholly Bagels” (See rant at the *). Anyway, the folder ended up costing a bit more than I thought it would, so my bagel money got spent. On the way back, lamenting the loss of my potential bagel, I consoled myself with an apple from my lunch, which I ate on the way back. I got back quite a while before the end of my free period, so I filled the time with a snack bar. As interval got started we all sat in the field and talked and snacked, and before I knew it I had downed my grapes, my “girl guide” cookies (can you guess what the American equivalent to that is?) and finally my sandwich, which I ate with regret, because I knew that meant no lunch for me, but Stephan (my host brother) made pancakes when I got home, so I’m good.
I’ve been staying well ahead on my homework. I have a 700-1000 word English paper due tomorrow, of which I only need to write the conclusion (although in all fairness it was only done early because I thought it was due a week ago today.) We have also been going through “common tests” at school, which I assume are like mini DSTP’s for each subject area administered nation wide, but all in all worth about as much as a teacher administered test would back home. This also caused my geography class to miss the assembly that was called to order to tell off a number of students who got drunk and pissed on electrical equipment during the school social (which, if you remember, I missed). Ironically enough, the worst offenders were actually in my geography class, so we get our own private telling off assembly sometime in the coming week, yay!
I went to scope out a martial arts class too, they wouldn't let me stay "stranger danger" and all that, but they said they'd call me back and set something up. It's pretty cheap though, especially compared to my class back at home, even combined with my dance lessons it still comes out to way less.
*Rant about Wholly Bagels*
So Wholly Bagels is just a massive vat of puns and irony, I’m pretty sure if the name/logo were edible, it would at the very least give you food poisoning, if not kill you outright. The logo is a little devil with a bagel as a halo. Wholly of course sounds like holy, which is not only a play on words, but also ironic, because of the devil, but it also makes a little sense because of the bagel halo. Wholly also sounds like holey, which is a pun on its own because bagels have holes. Finally we have the actual word Wholly, which implies fully, completely. This is ironic as well because there is actually also a Wholly Pizza, which is in the same shop, and of course neither of them are “Wholly” the business of the place, because the other is present. I don’t know, maybe its because all the analysis I’ve been doing in Art Design make all the little subliminal messages and innuendo’s in logos and ads glaringly obvious, but personally I think “Wholly Bagels” is just trying to be too clever all at once, and end up making my brain expl