




AFS ran a trip to Tui Brewery. The brewery only operates on Friday's, so it was pretty empty. You got a ticket for lunch, three beers, and a complementary glass tankard for $15, not a bad deal if you ask me. The actual production line has a small assortment of vehicles on one side. They have their own firetruck, I wonder what that says about the saftey of the working environment, is it good because they have one, or bad because they need one? On the other side they had a large advertisment with all the "Tui Girls" (attractive women employed with what amounts to a cerimonial position) in a lake. The tour guide has a fun little competition to see who can find the yellow fish, cheerfully pointing out that it's almost always a woman who finds it. Sure enough the first person to call it out was a woman, but here's my theory. The fish looks nothing like a fish from the distance we were at. It isn't bright yellow, it's more of a pale butter colour. It was also the first thing my eyes snapped to when she said "find a yellow fish". Heres the thing, it doesn't look like a fish, it looks like a tear in the paper. Now if a guy say's "is that it?" and he's wrong, its "obviously" because he was too -distracted-. If a womans wrong, it's just, whoops, no, try again. So you understand us males hesitating to call out our find, and the spoils went to the women... again. I just dont think it's a fair test is all, the pressures on the men, and soaked women in skin tight clothes have nothing to do with it.
All in all the tour was boring, the beer mediocre, and the food far below par (though all still at a good price). The highlight of the trip was two rounds of pool while a second group finished their tour. Tui's colours are orange, white, and black, so naturally all the pool balls were either 5's (solid orange) or 13's (orange stripe). Teams of three, boys against girls, boys won both games. Now we're even.