
Wow, so I went wall climbing at the gym that I signed up with for the first time yesterday. They didn't have any of the autobelayers running so I went bouldering instead (climbing low walls with no rope and lots of padding on the floor). Well I had just finished a slanted (backwards) wall and was moving on to a fully horizontal ceiling. I was never very good at doing the angled stuff so, as I knew I would, I fell. Probably only about ten or fifteen feet to the ground, wouldn't have really mattered because the floor was padded with those really thick inflatable bouncy things that you normally find on carnival rides. I would have been fine (though probably a little winded) if I had just allowed myself to fall, but instinct took over and I tried to turn over to my feet. Ended up landing on my left foot sideways and sitting on my leg. I actually heard the pop. Couldn't move my foot after that, my foot was numb like I had paralyzed it somehow, for a while I thought I might have broken it. Then I realized that my right foot was numb too, which confused me cause I hadn't crushed that one beneath my body in the most awkward position possible, then it dawned on me that my climbing shoes were on too tight. Of course then I took them off and the feeling came back, aaaaaand what a feeling.
I excused myself early from the gym, and hobbled down to the nearest bus stop two blocks away. I swear everywhere else in this valley you cant take two steps without running into a bus stop, but this area was void. When I found the stop it told me the nearest bus was 45 minutes away. So I gimp limped over to the next stop, which was four or five blocks down, over a decent sized bridge, and then another half block down the street, not fun.
I got out of bed this morning accompanied by some beautifully colorful language, unaware that Neville had stayed home again because of his cold (random trivia, over 500 kids were absent from school today, either because they had swine flu, were connected to someone who has swine flu, or had a cold and thought they had swine flu) Any way, he offered me painkillers and a ride to school. I think those painkillers were the first ones I have ever taken in my life that I have actually known for sure that they were having an effect, in fact tonight I my ankle felt good enough that I decided to attend dance class as usual.
Stupid. We did waltz, which would have been fine if my partner could dance. Usually even if you get someone who can't dance, you can lead them well enough that it looks like they can. Except with my busted ankle I was having all kinds of trouble trying to drag her around the dance floor and keep my leg from falling out from under me at the same time. Then we did the jive, the one dance I was hoping beyond hope we wouldn't do. The jive is comprised entirely of bouncing, like a elementary school sock hop. And we ended with the tango, twistyest goddamn dance in the world, or it felt like it.
ps. ankle is not broken as the picture and the audible crack would imply, more likely it's a torn or pulled muscle somewhere in that area (the swelling continues up my shin a little way's, so it's not just a sprained ankle)